Yeah...Melanie's rant...

Topic: Jesus and Christmas.

NOTE: I'm not Christian. and this is not meant to offend.

Okay, I've never read the bible, but I know enough about christianity to know that it was mary, joseph and thier baby Jesus who founded the Holiday, you know, the one celebrating the son of god's birth? ((CHRISTMAS.)) So now, all over the news, you hear stories about idiots protesting the use of "christ in christmas". For example, the "holiday tree" NO. It is a Christams tree. And if that offends you, then you dont fucking celebrate Christmas anyways. Why make this holiday "athiest-friendly" when it is, infact, a CHRISTIAN celebration? In short, If you are not Christian, Don't celebrate Christmas. Now don't get me wrong, pass out presents and have as much eggnog as you want- but know that you, as an athiest (or any other non-christian) are NOT celebrating Christmas. Dont fucking ruin it for all the people who are.

Second base with KP.

Topic:  I hate this "Computer Lingo."

     Truly, what is the point of writing like a moron all the damn time?  Everyone's seen it, everyone's had to put up with it at some point in time, but for those of you peons that don't know what I'm speaking of, here's an example:

"o MaI JoShH!  lOl i wIsH i cO0d kIzz u!!11oneone ur a hawty."

     Can someone translate that for me?  I'm not really capable of reading through such bullshiz.  Do these people find themselves cleaver for putting things in a way no one can read but their own shoe-box IQ friends?  I've heard an excuse claiming that it's easier to type like this.  Now, don't get me wrong, but how is it possibly easier to change "Hot" to "Hawt" or "My" and "Mai" or what's the point of typing in and out of caps?  Seriously, that's no where near easier.  Along those lines, what the point of keeping the caps lock on?  It only makes you look like a complete moron, for one, and for two, it's ment to symbolize you yelling via text, and if you're going to be "yelling" something stupid such as that, then you deserve to fall in a pit of tar.

Next Topic:  Obese people need to wear clothes for obese people!

     I walk through school, and I walk around the mall, and I see these 200 pound women wearing size 7 cloths, seriously, there's something wrong here.  Especially if those clothes are morbidly revealing..  No one wants to see your fat-ass stretch marks!  Put some decent clothes on!  This is applying to women, of course.  For men:  Stay in the fucking house.  It's discusting to see your discusting tightly-fitting sweats hugging so closely to your ever sweating body, as you huff around the area in which you are, making children cry and everyone else wrinkle their noses.  Most women can look quite good in baggy clothing, whether you're thick or thin, and men can just..  Well..  They can..  Uhm...  Stay home?  It just discusts me to be walking in the hallway when all of a sudden I'm stuck behind this lard-ass who doesn't know the meaning of any form of movement aside from crawling, and is wearing "slutty" clothing far to small for her, and makes her look similar to Big Bird or the Cookie Monster.  It's revolting.

KP

New boy on the block:  KP

Topic:  Religious Zealots and Gay Rights

     Of late, I've ran into smart and stupid folk alike who've attempted without success to "Convert" me or one of my friends to some random religion, commonly a Christian-based sect.  When these people adress you, they don't attempt to talk to you as though you were an an Atheist, with an intelligent form of speach consisting of 0 (zero) references towards the Bible or other holy scriptures, as they should, rather, they speak to you in verses and pretend that you're a spawn from Hell, and they seem to be attempting to save themselves from you gory claws..  Actually, however, I'm the one who has to dodge jab after jab of incomprehensible jargon involving Jesus, "Our Savior," or something about being the son of a non-existant mythological/religious diety.

     The mistake of these people:  People who're Atheist aren't likely to change their minds when they're told anything with the mentioning of God right away.  Hell, I wouldn't succumb to changing my beliefs, it doesn't matter how hard they try or how well they are at convincing. 

     Another flaw in religious zealots:  Most have this annoying disliking of gay rights or any religion not belonging to their own base-religion, so they make absolute asses of themselves when I speak a single sentence promoting gay rights.  What the hell is wrong with everyone having their rights, anyways?  Gays are in no way worse than straight people, if anything else, they're known to have happier, and far more committed marages as apposed to the average straight couple.  So, they'd probebly have happier children (if those children weren't teased over having gay parents, in which they shouldn't be, but stupid popular kids will be stupid popular kids).  What's the point of being against their rights?  If they're not trying to move on to you (since their married, I highly doubt they will...), then why should any of this matter to you people?  If America is supposed to have the freedome of choice, why is it that Gays are punished for their choice to like members of the same sex? 

I hate this country when it comes to political horse poo, there's never anything that really has a reason behind it, it's always logic or nothing, meaning everyone's decisions are based on logical analysis or on nothing more than what a person wants, normally the latter.

KP

Yeah...So it's Melanie. again.

Topic: 12-year-old sluts who need to dress their age.

Today, while talking to another student, the bus driver mentioned something about 5th grade girls 'false advertizing' themselves in mini-skirts and tube-tops. The look on my face said "so, im disgusted." Okay, you twelve year old whore- put some real clothes on to cover up you lack-of-body. I understand the need to feel older but ATTENTION GIRLS: Dressing slutty makes you look childish. No matter what your age is.
   Not to mention how fucking sick it is to LOOK at a child in a sexual manner. Which brings me to those 14-year old girls with their twenty year old boyfriends. Since when is it cool to be out of highschool bragging about your FRESHMAN girl. That will never be cool. Nobody will ever say "man your lucky.." No. You will get something along the lines of "holy shit you sick son of a bitch..."
Also, if you are in middle school with an upper-classman highschool boyfriend then wouldnt you be wondering what the hell could be wrong with him? why doesnt he like people his own age, the damn pedophile...ewwwww.

Yet again, A rant de Melanie:

Topic: anonymous people.

Okay, Am I the only one who finds it funny when someone tries to "tell you off' on their xanga, but never says your name? that is complete bullshit. I mean "to HIM" or "to HER." Well there you go- you just described half of the population of the entire world. Get over it. I Mean, if your going to tell someone off, dont use xanga. or myspace. or livejournal. get the guts to say it in person. Or else you really arent THAT mad. Do you really think a person is going to take an "I-dont-like-you" badly enough to be scared of telling them to their face? Not everybody can like a person- It's not a shock. And even if you were to say something so insulting that would result in a slap in the face- maybe you deserve to be hit.
Also, If you write something public on your xanga, people will find out. Since when has the internet been a good way to tell secrets? never. So I mean, if someone finds out a secret of yours because you were stupid enough to post it on the internet, then you deserve it. for being that dumb.
end rant.